What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?